I love you all--and by "I love you all" I mean "give me 5 dollars"

In honor of the only man who can simulataneously have sex with your mom while roundhouse-kicking you in the face and smothering Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and five zombie bears in his chest hair, Happy Valentine's Day!

P.S. Your regularly scheduled blog programming will resume shortly. You can look forward to new and improved ramblings on Ireland, Ramen noodles, and that weird smell your feet get when go out to build a snow camel and don't wear socks. STAY TUNED, or Chuck Norris will tune you. Yeah, you know what I mean.